Interdisciplinary Proof that all Odd Numbers are Prime Numbers

Several experts were asked to prove that all odd integers higher than 2 are prime.

•Mathematician: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, and by induction – every odd integer higher than 2 is a prime.
•Physicist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is a prime. Just to be sure, try several randomly chosen numbers: 17 is a prime, 23 is a prime…
•Engineer: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is an approximation to a prime, 11 is a prime, 13 is a prime…
•Biologist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 — results have not arrived yet,…
•Psychologist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is a prime but tries to suppress it, 11 is a prime, 13 is a prime…
• Chemist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime…Let’s go publish this!
• Politician: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9…is a minority, can be neglected, 11 is a prime, 13 is a prime…
• Architect: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, I’ll get the engineers to see can we make 9 a prime, 11 is a prime, 13 is a prime…
• Accountant: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime… Do you really need 9 to be a prime? I can add 2, then we have…11 is a prime, 13 is a prime…
• English Teacher: 3 is a prime, 4 is a prime, 5 is a prime…
• Software developer: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is a prime, 9 is a prime, 9 is a prime, 9 is a prime, 9 is a prime /stack overflow…
• Theologist: 3 is a prime, and that’s all I want to know.
• Sociologist: 3 is a number, 3 is a prime, and therefore, all numbers are prime.
• Statistician: 100 % of our sample of 5, 13, 17, 29, 41 and 53 are primes; therefore, all odd numbers must be primes.
• Lawyer: 3 is a prime. there we have our precedent. It is even backed up by 5 being a prime and 7 being a prime.
Pope: 9 is a prime. If you do not believe this, you shall be condemned!
University Lecturer: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, the rest is homework.

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