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Eine Aufgabe zum Thema ‘Regionale Akzente im Deutschen’

LUSTIG! Eine Aufgabe zum Thema ‘Regionale Akzente’: Höre das Video bis zum Ende (and don’t let the pause after the phone call confuse you).

    1.) Wen ruft der Mann an?
    2.) Warum ist er so aufgeregt?
    3.) Was ist der “Röschenhof” eigentlich? Und wo befindet er sich?
    4.) Hat der Mann recht? Ja / Nein / warum?
    5.) And why, oh_WHY_would I have_LOVED_to see his lower jaw when he said: “(…) Semikolon oben!” 😂

Herrlich! 😂

Ein Freund von mir hat Karten fürs #ChampionsLeague-Finale am Samstag, aber leider…

Hallo,

ein Freund von mir hat 2 Karten fürs champions League-finale am Samstag in Mailand. Leider kollidiert das Datum mit seiner Hochzeit. Er hatte die Tickets schon gekauft, bevor das genaue Datum für die Hochzeit feststand.

Nun die Frage an Euch:

Hat jemand Lust und Zeit, am Samstag zu heiraten? 👰🏻

(Für lustig befundene und adaptierte Nachricht einer Freundin, genaue Quelle leider unbekannt.)

My friend has 2 tickets for the #ChampionsLeague final next Saturday, but…

Dear all, my friend has 2 tickets for next Saturday’s Champions League final in Milan. Unfortunately, the date clashes with his wedding. He had bought the tickets before the exact wedding date was fixed.

Now my question to y’all:

Is anyone interested in getting married next Saturday? 👰🏻

(Credits to a friend. Unfortunately, I do not know the exact source.)

Interdisciplinary Proof that all Odd Numbers are Prime Numbers

Several experts were asked to prove that all odd integers higher than 2 are prime.

•Mathematician: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, and by induction – every odd integer higher than 2 is a prime.
•Physicist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is a prime. Just to be sure, try several randomly chosen numbers: 17 is a prime, 23 is a prime…
•Engineer: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is an approximation to a prime, 11 is a prime, 13 is a prime…
•Biologist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 — results have not arrived yet,…
•Psychologist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is a prime but tries to suppress it, 11 is a prime, 13 is a prime…
• Chemist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime…Let’s go publish this!
• Politician: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9…is a minority, can be neglected, 11 is a prime, 13 is a prime…
• Architect: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, I’ll get the engineers to see can we make 9 a prime, 11 is a prime, 13 is a prime…
• Accountant: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime… Do you really need 9 to be a prime? I can add 2, then we have…11 is a prime, 13 is a prime…
• English Teacher: 3 is a prime, 4 is a prime, 5 is a prime…
• Software developer: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is a prime, 9 is a prime, 9 is a prime, 9 is a prime, 9 is a prime /stack overflow…
• Theologist: 3 is a prime, and that’s all I want to know.
• Sociologist: 3 is a number, 3 is a prime, and therefore, all numbers are prime.
• Statistician: 100 % of our sample of 5, 13, 17, 29, 41 and 53 are primes; therefore, all odd numbers must be primes.
• Lawyer: 3 is a prime. there we have our precedent. It is even backed up by 5 being a prime and 7 being a prime.
Pope: 9 is a prime. If you do not believe this, you shall be condemned!
University Lecturer: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, the rest is homework.

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Mein liebster #BlindenWitz: Der #Blinde an der Bushaltestelle:

Ein Blinder wartet an der Bushaltestelle, gemeinsam mit einer Großfamilie: Vater, Mutter und ihre 7 Kinder. Der Bus kommt, aber es sind nur 8 Plätze frei. So beschließen der Vater und der Blinde, gemeinsam die paar Haltestellen zu laufen. Nach einer Weile sagt der Vater: “Mann, dieses Geklapper von Ihrem Stock geht mir ganz schön auf die Nerven! Können Sie da nicht mal’n bisschen Gummi an die Spitze machen?” Der Blinde antwortet: “Hätten Sie mal’n bisschen Gummi an Ihre Spitze gemacht, säßen wir jetzt beide im Bus!”

My favourite #blind man’s #joke: the blind guy at the bus stop:

A blind man is waiting at the bus stop together with a big family, father, mother and their 7 children. The bus arrives, but there are only 8 vacant seats. The father and the blind guy decide to walk the few stops. After a while, the man says: “Jesus Christ! That noise from your stick is fierce annoying! Can’t you put a bit of rubber on the tip?” The blind guy replies: “If you had put a bit of rubber on your tip, we’d both be sitting in the bus right now!”